You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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