She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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