It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
40s are totally the cure
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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