yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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