why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
The ass gains better be worth it
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