Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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