OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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