Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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