i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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