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Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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