I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm getting married
To pizza
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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