either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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