still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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