Walk of Shame. In a state park.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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