weddingsv make me drug and hornr
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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