I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
why is half of my head shaved?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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