I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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