the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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