addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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