i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
