And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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