Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
