im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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