It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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