thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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