i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
