i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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