If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
