Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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