We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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