honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
i believe in u and ur pee
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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