FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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