i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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