We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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