oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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