I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Randomize
