But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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