You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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