So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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