NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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