she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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