is your mom at the bar?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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