You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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