first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
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