well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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