awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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