Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
