Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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