he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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