those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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