You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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