I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Shame - the story of my life.
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