His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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