that's an acceptable place to lick
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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