sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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